He wouldn't even need a pornstar name. "Mr. Fantastic" would work fabulously.
My first thought (okay, okay, my second) was, "Why can't he just stretch his mouth wider to escape?"
Not only gay porn films. Given his abilities it's not hard to imagine why the ladies all call him Mr. Fantastic...
I've got one name for you:Al Eingang.(Google it.)
Like hell.
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He wouldn't even need a pornstar name. "Mr. Fantastic" would work fabulously.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought (okay, okay, my second) was, "Why can't he just stretch his mouth wider to escape?"
ReplyDeleteNot only gay porn films. Given his abilities it's not hard to imagine why the ladies all call him Mr. Fantastic...
ReplyDeleteI've got one name for you:
ReplyDeleteAl Eingang.
(Google it.)
Like hell.
ReplyDelete