While in the employee restroom the other day I noticed that in the patterns of wood grain of the storage closet door there appeared an image of the terrible face and sucking mouth-parts of the vengeful mosquito god Culicidaenus-the-Destroyer.I thought Culicidaenus-the-Destroyer making itself known in that fashion was a fascinating portent and an omen of great significance for the unbelievers and shallow, tainted fools who inhabit the earth only at His sufferance. I thought it remarkable because up to that day the image used to be that of Jesus.
I can't believe you got me to Google "Culicidaenus." I've been out of Dungeons & Dragons since Reagan's first term in office and was thinking I was missing out on some commonplace pop-culture reference to an elder god or Cthulhuism.
ReplyDeletegee, it looks more like either a skate or a lady's naughty bits.
ReplyDeleteI must lack imgaination...