Monday, December 09, 2013

Monday with Hayley Mills: Moon-Spinners


Hayley Mills and some other guy in 1964's The Moon-Spinners.

Want to read the comic? Get it here: Gold Key's pdf of The Moon-Spinners.

Christmas: Day 9


Uncredited text story The Christmas Tree from Ha Ha Comics #37 (January 1947).

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Christmas: Day 5

 

A Christmas Carol, Part 2

"God bless us, everyone - AGGHHH!" Tiny Tim yelped in horror as the tip of his crutch slipped on a spot of goose grease that had dripped onto floor during the surprise Christmas feast supplied by Scrooge. Bleating in fear Tiny Tim staggers, off-balance, headfirst into roaring fireplace, knocking himself unconscious on the bricks at the back of it. He lays still. The shocked family is silent, staring. The only sounds a muted sizzling as Tiny Tim's clothing catch fire.

The End

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Christmas: Day 4


"Let's review..."

Patton Oswalt's NSFW classic rant about the awful, awful, song about what those psychotic members of the Disgusting Cult of Suffering believe constitutes the eternal love of a God.

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Christmas: Day 3


Where's my jet pack, Santa? Short of that, enjoy this story from Magnus, Robot Fighter #11 (August 1965).



Monday, December 02, 2013

Christmas: Day 2

Stuck on what gifts to get family and friends for Christmas? Try some of this...your wallet will thank you!



Don't wait too long, those personal checks take a few weeks to process.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Thanksgiving: Day 30


I won the wishbone pull. I wished that next year we won't have a barbaric celebratory contest in which we fight over the stripped bones of what we consumed.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Thanksgiving: Day 29


Blergh...ate too much. After we left. Didn't hang out with them while over there.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving: Day 28


A long day of cooking and maybe an hour and a half with the family, maybe an hour if I show them high BGL after eating.

Is avoiding the squabbling, poop-stirring, bitter, baby-talking adults, downer experience of family worth the health risk of sneaking something sugary so I can feel sick and leave early without being rude?

YES.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Thanksgiving: Day 23


The famous WKRP 'turkey drop' from the classic Thanksgiving episode Turkeys Away (air date October 30, 1978). About 5 minutes long but worth it. You can also read Turkeys Away: An Oral History for some background on the episode.

Friday, November 22, 2013