Sunday, December 23, 2007

Regifting encouraged

The recognition of Christmas is a simple affair at the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex. As Hayley undoubtedly frowns upon the waste of natural resources the 500 Christmas displays within the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex are fashioned from live trees that are grown year round in the Garden of Hayley Awesomeness. The trees are carefully removed from the garden, tastefully decorated and are replanted once the holiday season is over.

Pilgrims and staff leave Hayley-themed gifts under each tree that are unlabeled and unwrapped. This way each visitor, employee and volunteer can pick their very own special gift to round out their collections of Hayley memorabilia. This method of gift-giving ensures that no one is disappointed or traumatized by opening a wrapped gift and discovering that the on line retailer accidentally shipped the heinous Lohan version of the Parent Trap DVD instead of the proper and far more superior Hayley Mills entry.

Regifting is encouraged because what could be better than receiving back that autographed poster of Hayley Mills you gave that orphan on the last Hayley Mills Appreciation Day?

1 comment:

  1. The best part is when Hayley Claus comes down the chimney and leaves presents for all of the good boys and girls!

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