Nugget (February 1956).
10/23/2009 10:33:00 AM
Okay, I'll be the one who quotes it:"Well I left home just a week beforeAnd I'd never ever kissed a woman beforeBut Lola smiled and took me by the handAnd said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man"
"...Nights like this when you were a boy?"What, are they gonna make Smores and sing campfire songs?
I know! Unless the little boy was English and all creepily precocious.
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