Monday, October 04, 2010

Sheer Horror



You couldn't pull any of this off in the new rebooted Trek universe. Not because it is dated and silly, but because if the Space Hippies took over the new universe cafeteria they'd get the crap beaten out of them on principle and dumped out an airlock into the void.

5 comments:

  1. Toss 'em out the airlock, hell.

    Load the bastards in a photon torpedo tube and fire 'em at the first Klingon D-7 in range.

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  2. Personally, I like the girl talking to Sulu, and he replies, "You have no idea what I want."

    Indeed, she doesn't.

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  3. MG: I imagine it goes something like this:

    Klingon commander: What was that 'thump' noise on the hull?
    Klingon crewman: Somebody just threw a garbage can at us!

    mkhall: Oh yeah. I wonder if that was a loaded response back in the day.

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  4. Nobody chucks Charles Napier out of a spacelock.

    Nobody.

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