Hobo: Excuse me, can you spare...
Me: Oh, hey. Can I borrow 60 bucks?
Hobo: Uh...I don't...
Me: That's what a locksmith is going to cost to get my car running. Can I have some money?
Hobo: Sir...I don't have...
Me: But you're wearing a nicer coat than I am.
Homeless man turns and walks away.
Me: Yeah, right! How do you like it, dude?
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