A run-of-the-mill, normal, boring Eucharist.
Taking Communion the usual way would take a lifetime of doses to get to Heaven. Who has the time in this busy, busy world to devote salvation to tiny, incremental, fun-sized servings?
I choose to save my soul in one big blast of magical power! When it comes to eternity I don't fool around! One application and I'm good forever! For that I rely on...
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Monday, July 28, 2008
Super-Sized Salvation
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7/28/2008 01:36:00 PM
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Labels: cracker, eucharist, fear, gullible, religion, superstition
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