Monday, July 28, 2008

Super-Sized Salvation

A run-of-the-mill, normal, boring Eucharist.

Taking Communion the usual way would take a lifetime of doses to get to Heaven. Who has the time in this busy, busy world to devote salvation to tiny, incremental, fun-sized servings?

I choose to save my soul in one big blast of magical power! When it comes to eternity I don't fool around! One application and I'm good forever! For that I rely on...

CAN YOU TAKE THE POWER?

Posted by Sleestak at 7/28/2008 01:36:00 PM

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5 comments:

  1. Dr. ZaiusTuesday, July 29, 2008 10:19:00 AM

    Jeepers! It's gonna take a lotta holy water to swallow that Jesus pill!

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  2. Sea-of-GreenTuesday, July 29, 2008 10:25:00 AM

    Some buddies in college determined that one swig of beer pretty much takes care of the Communion intake requirements (wheat, alcohol ...). ;-)

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  3. Douglas A. WaltzFriday, August 01, 2008 5:02:00 AM

    Now that is funny!

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  4. AnonymousSaturday, August 02, 2008 5:13:00 PM

    Don't forget the 64 oz 'Big Gulp' communion wine!

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  5. AnonymousMonday, August 11, 2008 9:27:00 PM

    I wanna join THAT church!

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