Monday, July 28, 2008

Super-Sized Salvation

A run-of-the-mill, normal, boring Eucharist.

Taking Communion the usual way would take a lifetime of doses to get to Heaven. Who has the time in this busy, busy world to devote salvation to tiny, incremental, fun-sized servings?

I choose to save my soul in one big blast of magical power! When it comes to eternity I don't fool around! One application and I'm good forever! For that I rely on...

CAN YOU TAKE THE POWER?

5 comments:

  1. Jeepers! It's gonna take a lotta holy water to swallow that Jesus pill!

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  2. Some buddies in college determined that one swig of beer pretty much takes care of the Communion intake requirements (wheat, alcohol ...). ;-)

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  3. Don't forget the 64 oz 'Big Gulp' communion wine!

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  4. I wanna join THAT church!

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