I'm not going to comment on the entire Oscar telecast like other bloggers. As Ted Sturgeon says, "90 per cent of everything is crap." I agree, so I am only going to cover the percentage of the 78th Academy Awards telecast that actually matters: The Part With Salma Hayek.
Salma Hayek is now presenting the nominees for best Music Score. She should have been hired to be the host and also do the job of all the presenters. This would have been a much better show if the Academy had the wisdom to sign her up.
Wow. I mean, wow.
Yes, Salma...flip that hair again like you do.
"Maymors Uffa Gaysha" She says. Love that accent. Who won? Who cares! Keep talking, Salma.
And that's it. Darn. Three minutes with Salma is not enough. Well, time to change the channel to Sci Fi or something.
Salma Hayek really makes me appreciate being a guy.
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Oscar Live Blogging: Maymors Uffa Gaysha
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ReplyDeleteWhat a great metaphor. I must find a way to work it into conversations.
Yes, that metaphor is rapidly gaining over my current favorite "Like a psychic on a rich widow".
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. I just sat there in slack-jawed awe. Every little gesture had me swooning. I don't know what it is exactly, but that woman is just... something else.
ReplyDeleteGod, I feel so shallow.