Manager: "You are here because we received a complaint."Being a goddamn working man who does not suffer goddamn fools I left and got back to goddamn work. Apparently the Union Rep with a degree was a bit smarter than the Manager with a degree and he must have explained everything by dumbing down the concepts, explaining just where the joke was and making things clear after I left, because the next day the cry-baby new-hire was sitting in the break room watching an instructional company video called 'Harassment In The Workplace'.
Manager: "Yes. A co-worker is complaining about harassment."
Me: "You're kidding. From me."
Manager: "I am not."
Me: "So what supposedly happened?"
Manager: "When training a new-hire on how to prepare rotisserie chickens, you told her to just 'ram the chicken on the skewer through the hole'."
Me: "So? That's what you do. Those are the small chickens and the skewers are over-sized. There is nothing the least bit salacious in that."
Manager: "Well, she complained that what you said made her uncomfortable. You used a double-entendre."
Me: "Ridiculous. That's not at all a double-entendre. If you want a double-entendre, I'll give you one."Silence.
Manager stares blankly.
Manager: "You were going to cite an example of a double-entendre."
Me: "You are not smart enough to address this issue."