Saturday, November 10, 2007

If I told you what was going on here

...I'd have to incarcerate you award you the Medal of Freedom and give you cash and a free house. Because that's how innocent this all is and I'd hate for my actions to be misconstrued because someone leaked an image from a photo-op session before I was prepared to make the news public.

Suffice it to say that this official Sleestak for President photograph has nothing to do with the rumors of a Hayley Mills Celebratory North American Geosynchronous Orbiting Space Platform and everything to do with National Security for all of those honest, loyal, patriotic Americans who support America and all that is truly patriotic and Americanist.

3 comments:

  1. That's too bad.
    America SUPPORTS a Hayley Mills Celebratory North American Geosynchronous Orbiting Space Platform. Possibly multiple ones.

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  2. Ack! Now you can rain "freedom and democracy" down upon the American people from the outer space! I fear for this country... At this rate, If we get any more "freedom and democracy" the Reichstag will be in flames by Christmas!

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  3. The HMCNAGOSP would only be for peaceful purposes, i assure you.

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