Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Cripes. What was Johnny thinking? The response should have been, "Yes, Lana...It would. You are a little girl and I am a grown man. It would be inappropriate and wrong on very many levels. Now, please excuse me. I'm going to go fly through the sun to clean off."
Degenerations Generations #11, v III (January 2004).
Competitive Eating in the 17th Century
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