Honestly, I don't think Maryland has progressed much beyond the scene as it was featured here.From Picture News #3 (March 1949).
8/28/2008 12:55:00 PM
Charles Marbury is a fucking jackass...
Because now he's not going to go home and bludgeon her.
At least not until he can raise his arms without opening the wounds.
Can something be both horrible and wonderful at the same time?
The judge has done his duty: shown a vigilante the proper method of punishing bad behavior. The next time Mrs. Busching burns the meatloaf, Lloyd won't be whomping on her willy-nilly like a thug, but lashing her properly with a flogger, the way a professional does. Good for Maryland.
Let this be a lesson to all big hunks of men everywhere. Kudos for punning an excellent Camera Obscura song.
I was going to go with "Maryland, sucking since 1949" but I like that song a whole lot.
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