The Family Circle Magazine (July 1938).
1/25/2009 06:00:00 AM
I think that dude in the blue uniform is a pedophile...just check the eyes.
God.. "Sure kid, we only put up 'No Swimming' signs to be authoritarian dicks, not because of deadly undertows or recent shark sightings. Your stick of gum is worth my looking the other way as you swim to your watery death."
Cops in this town are an easy bribe. Also, the girls are ugly and wear Milwaukee braces under their garish swimsuits. Either that or the homosexuals are excellent.
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