Prod. #KRZE: 2012 Limited Edition Undercover Wing-Nut Optimus Prime action figure set
From the Manufacturer: For 5000 years, noble Optimus
Prime has led the Autobots in defending their friends against the
Decepticon empire. To Optimus Prime nothing is more important than
preparing for the final battle between good and evil! To that end the
Autobot leader has ensured he is ready for any situation, from open
combat to stealthy covert operations! Optimus Prime has undergone his
most dangerous and awesome transformation yet, to that of a semi-truck
promoting Christian jingoism!
No one, including the evil forces of Megatron, will suspect that the
savior of humanity hides in this ubiquitous, easily ignored semi-truck.
Like the real world “Jesus Christ Is Not A Swear Word” trucks that are
typically over-looked by millions of people daily, you can have hours of
play fooling Megatron by hiding Optimus Prime in plain sight by parking
on highway overpasses and in the lots of bankrupt shopping malls! But
unlike most of the followers of useless Bronze age platitudes and
oppressive belief systems Optimus Prime is always ready for action!
Beware, evil! Optimus Prime and his Autobots don’t act on faith, THEY
(1) Crate of guns
(1) Bible (mint condition, never read)
(1) Box of limited edition Decepticon authentic tithing envelopes
(1) Pad of Accounts Receivable billing receipts to charge church-goers for the truck rental.