Robin whips out the ultimate crime-fighting weapon in his arsenal...
Criminals are a homophobic and cowardly lot.
The hapless soda-jerk is hypnotized by the sight. The battle that took place in his shop that day will be an epic tale he will someday tell to someone else's grandchildren. He will surely have no progeny of his own, as once he was faced with Robin's groin, he will have no need for the opposite sex. Just ask Batman, he'll tell you.
For years to come people and tourists will drive from miles away to hear the proprietor sing the saga of Robin's crotch and the fateful time that evil was defeated by the newest and most potent weapon of the Bat-arsenal: The...dare I say it...Batawang.
Best of all, it's CCA approved!
from World's Finest v1, #184 (May 1969)