Friday, March 27, 2009

Scene from an S-Mart

"Are there any new movies out?"
"Not really. There was that one about the really old guy trying to have sex with a teen-aged slave."
"What? I don't know that one. What is it called."
"Twilight."
"Oh. Oh! Is it any good?"
"It is...If you are a 15 year old girl and have no sense of self-esteem."


- A conversation between my wife and I while shopping.

3 comments:

  1. Well, that's the best summation of that movie that I've heard yet.

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  2. I thought he was trying not to have sex with her.

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