Sunday, May 31, 2009

Specism

Why didn't the chimpanzee rate a utility belt? He was the chief science officer.

ARK II cast from Starlog #8 (September 1977).

9 comments:

  1. I'm impressed by the female crew member WHO IS NOT WEARING A MINI-SKIRT. Amazing.

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  2. Was there ever any fan fiction that attempted to tie in the post-apocalyptic world of Ark II with the teen-friendly deep reaches of the galaxy in Space Academy? Um, aside from Filmation using the shell of the same vehicle in both.

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  3. I hope not, because I'm sure there'd be plenty of monkey sex in it.

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  4. From the Encylopedia Cheesetastica: "The flesh-tubes of the BeeGoid often attatch themselves to the shoulders of the unbearded for nourishment..."

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  5. She's wearing a mini-miniskirt. She just has opaque hose on under it.

    The monkey doesn't wear a utility belt because he hates that shit.

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  6. Nothing says "futuristic" like a jumpsuit and brown Frye boots.

    I think I loved that show when I was a kid. Of course it was a show on TV and I was a kid so I watched it. Period.

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  7. Yes. Didn't Space Academy have as the station something that had half of Ark II?

    As for the ape not using a utitity belt.... They tried that. Then he got into tantrum. And instead of being pelted with just feces, people were pelted with feces, sonic grenades, tricorders, and wrenches.

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  8. I remember that Ark II existed - I'm old enough for that - but absolutely nothing else about it. :P

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