Oh, man...I'm so going to send my ideas to bring peace to an Iraqi city. It would be sweet to get that billion dollars! I'm pretty good at Excel so I'm real sure I could inflate the bill to 3 billion by some creative accounting and cost over-runs like all those other guys do.
Bringing about stability shouldn't be too hard. I mean, Iraqi cities normally consist of what...6 or 7 adobe-brick houses at the most? Piece of cake.
I'll even spring for a Mission Accomplished banner at no charge.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Iraq City Stabilization Initiative pays 1 Billion. I'm totally going for it.
Posted by Sleestak at 12/03/2005 09:18:00 AM
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