Santa's Nuclear War On Christmas

'Twas the night before solstice and all through the night....
Nuclear bombs are dropping with no end in sight!

Santa and Rudolph finally got fed up with the so-called "War On Christmas" that was fabricated and presented as a real issue by the Main Stream Media. They are especially annoyed with all of the mouth-breathing wingnuts who support such nonsense. Having been co-opted by crazies and advertisers far too long, the ancient horned god of blood and renewal that were forcibly changed into bland symbols that only vauguely resemble their origins have thrown off the yokes of their slave-names like the land discards ice come spring.

Reclaiming their ancient shared heritage the reawakened diety brings the sun back to the frozen earth in the form of a gift. The gift of an atomic missle!


Santa and Rudolph are back, and this time it's personal!