Always wear your eye protection. Do you know that 12% of all eye injuries happen while you're asleep? And a further 28% are caused by amateurs attempting to remove morning grit from the eye regions while not fully awake?! When will America learn that removing eye boogers is a job for professionals? Hopefully before that $20,000 I invested in a SleepBusters franchise goes down the toilet.
This comic commissioned by...my mom!
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously Red propaganda! They wanted us to lose the space race by stopping children from playing with toy rockets! DON'T YOU SEE IT!!!!?
ReplyDeleteAlways wear your eye protection. Do you know that 12% of all eye injuries happen while you're asleep? And a further 28% are caused by amateurs attempting to remove morning grit from the eye regions while not fully awake?! When will America learn that removing eye boogers is a job for professionals? Hopefully before that $20,000 I invested in a SleepBusters franchise goes down the toilet.
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