Monday, April 30, 2007

Pulp Aquaman

Corporal Lance Thruster of the American Space Force Coast Guard drew his blaster at the site of the giant shambling thing rising out of the deep, dark lake of moon water. The creature stepped onto the gray, gritty shore of the moon-lake the American Space Force Coast Guard had pledged to protect from all foreign enemies. Water streamed from its' rubbery hide and multiple limbs flexed obscenely as it stalked forwards.

"Greetings. I come in peace." The Aqua-Moon Man telepathically beamed to the Space Soldiers, unaware that his mind and the minds of the Americans operated on wildly differing psycho-beaming frequencies, and thus they could only receive his thoughts as an odd, wailing noise.

"It's...Some kind of aquatic-living man-monster!" He shouted to his red-blooded comrades. "KILL IT!"

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