Don't forget to bring your copy of the teen-age rule book!
Now is that some idealized representations of teens or what? The PSA never said what the fight was about, but it's probably over who gets the distribution rights for the drugs and prostitution territories in Pleasantville. It is heartwarming that in between the morning and evening rumble, Pimpmaster Bert can still go to Dad for advice.
I really hope no kids were naive enough to try this when dealing with neighborhood thugs. Most thugs are pretty clever and would look forward to having their victims show up for a meeting carrying nothing more than a copy of Robert's Rules of Order.
from Strange Adventures #140, 1962
The Water Man
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