Saturday, August 19, 2006

Grocery Store Artifact: Waiting for Darwin

A co-worker habitually stores his snacks and drinks in a closet full of opened cleaning chemicals at work. It's a brand name soda today but he usually favors the 89 cent 2-liter bottle of generic strawberry soda, that he keeps on a taller shelf adjacent to the bottles of a particularly toxic bright red floor cleanser.

We keep throwing his snacks out or moving them to the break room. He gets mad that we are doing it and doesn't get the hint that it's for his own good.

Now I know how Spider-Man feels.

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1 comment:

  1. Wow. That's almost a lame super-villain origin waiting to happen.

    "When simple grocery store clerk Bob Robertson accidentally drank a contaminated Pepsi , he became the rampaging criminal known only as-DISINFECTOR!"

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