Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I don't know much but I know how to fix Iraq

I think it's clear that the entire war in the Mid-East can be resolved by a massive campaign of non-stop carpet-concerting by The Hoff.

As freedom rings all around him, The Hoff sings him some Irving Berlin standards.
♬ ♪ "The difficult, I'll do right out. The impossible will take a little while...!" ♬ ♪

In just one day David tore down that big, old gangsta-tagged eyesore of a wall and brought North and South Germany together after 83 years of mutual animosity.

America had their chance at stabilising the region, now it is time we let Hasselhoff the Hoofer take a shot at uniting Iraqistan and their many peoples.

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