Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Desperate Hovelwives

The bible is so full of euphemisms and subtext, who knew?

Man of God = Homeless, wandering derelict.

Gave bread = Had sex with.

Rest yourself = Have sex.

Kind woman = Hottie.

Pray = Do it like crazed goats 3 or 4 times day while her husband was out in the fields working for their daily bread.

Good Prophet = Deadbeat Dad.
This adaptation of a Lifetime Channel movie featuring Eva Longoria, Nathan Fillion and The Hoff is from Pictures Stories from the Bible - Old Testament #4 (1943)


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