Tuesday, March 13, 2007

AMERIDROID!!!!

SAY HELLO TO AMERIDROID!!!!!!!!

HE'S TWELVE FEET FREAKING TALL!!!!!
Captain America #220 - AMERIDROID!!!!!
HE'S GOT A NAZI BRAIN!!!!!

HE'S THE AMERIDROID!!!!!!!

AMERIDROID BEATS UP ON SUPER-HEROES!!!!!!!
Captain America #221 - Ameridroid beats up Cap!

AMERIDROID ENJOYS SUSPENDING THE CIVIL RIGHTS OF FOREIGN PEOPLE!!!!!!
Captain America #221 - Ameridroid declares martial law!

AMERIDROID GAVE UP AFTER CAUSING MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE TO A EUROPEAN HAMLET!!!!!
Captain America #221 - Ameridroid stops being a nazi
AMERIDROID WAS SORRY!!!!!!

AMERIDROID WAS SAD!!!!!!!
captain america 221 - AMERIDROID is sad!!!!!!

NOW AMERIDROID LIVES ALONE IN A FOREST AND WAITS FOR A CHANCE TO REDEEM HIMSELF BY NOT BEING A NAZI!!!!

AMERIDROID HAS SOME PRETTY BIG SHOES TO FILL SO JOIN THE AMERIDROID AS HE BECOMES THE NEW SYMBOL OF LIBERTY THIS APRIL IN THE ALL-NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA VOLUME 6, #1!!!!!

PS: AMERIDROID WILL BE JOINING THE AVENGERS!!!!!

GAWDAM I DO LOVE ME THE AMERIDROID!!!! HE'S TALL!!!! HE'S GOT A NAZI BRAIN!!!! HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A NAZI ANYMORE!!!!! HE KICKS ASS!!!!!


6 comments:

  1. Ack! I used to own this comic and completely forgot about it!!

    It would be awesome to see him return, especially given his Civil War-esque surrender to the forces of rightness.

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  2. My first exposure to Ameridroid was the exact point I lept off the Mike Zeck-era Cap with issue #261. Apparently there was a lengthy retcon that the Ameridroid and Cap had a long adventure in between the time Bucky died and Cap fell into the water, and when Cap was frozen and drifted into the Arctic. Uh, that one I ain't buying.

    And really, who knew Hitler kept such a close watch on Hollywood goings-on?

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  3. But he does seem to have a certain...zest, for what he's doing! If you are going to kick people, do it with a smile on your face.

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  4. Plus, writer Don Glut took about 6 issues to tell the story! Way too much decompression for a tale that took about 20 minutes from start to surrender.

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  5. The forest? Nope, actually, he went to Florence, Italy and settled down with Michelangelo's David.

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  6. I was saying how much I liked the "cap was right" button. I found it at PostModernBarney and he passed along that it was your design.

    I dig, very much.

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