What's the last sound a cat hair makes before hitting the ground?

So I'm sitting on the couch preparing for my important phone interview and I notice three large cat hairs spinning lazily through the air of the room inches away from my coffee cup. I'm about to reach out to move the cup when the wandering trio enters the column of steam rising from the coffee and instantly fall, the swirling warm currents around the cup pulling the hairs right into my drink.

I've been coughing a lot more than usual since coming to San Diego two weeks ago. I initially thought the cause was the change in weather but now I suspect I'm trying to expel hairballs.

I hate cat people.

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