In the 2005 Marvel Holiday Special, tragic events lead a young woman (named Virginia, of course) to turn a malfunctioning spare Ultron body into a murderous Santa-bot bent on killing the New Avengers. Inevitably, Captain America gets an opportunity to make a Christmas speech.
In reminding Virginia (and the readers) of the true meaning of the holiday, Captain America restores to the former slave of Ultron some Christmas faith. It's a warm sentiment that hope, kindness and promise still exists in the world. It's a real feel-good moment for the gang. Meanwhile, Wolverine grins maniacally and flashes his razor-sharp, yard-long indestructible claws.
"Here's yer present! Defenestration!"
Yeah, good old Wolvie.
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Did Luke Cage get to shout "Sweet Christmas"? Because that would rock.
ReplyDeleteIf I had claws like that, I'd brandish them at every opportunity as well. "Want me to carve the turkey?" SNIKT! "Need a hand with the dishes?" SNIKT! "Merry Christmas! SNIKT!
ReplyDelete"Here's yer present! Defenestration!"
ReplyDeletehe's going to throw me out a window?
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