"It's cool. Say, would you mind picking up that Kandorian micro-wrench? It's on the floor behind you. Yeahhhh, just bend on over and...thaaaat's it..huurrr...huurrr."Anti-gravity shoes? More like Anti-gravity bang me like a screen door in a hurricane stiletto boots!
- From Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane #21 (Nov 1960)
Lois Lane is the most gloriously, wonderfully insane DC series ever. You want surreal? Skip Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol and read all 137 issues of that series as I did. This title actually causes brain damage while alternately curing all ills.
Oddly, I have the feeling this book was not aimed at the female comic book buying demographic.