Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Strange Sports Stories

Because I can often be kind of a jerk I call people Sport all the time.

"Hey, there, Sport. How's it going?"

"You got it, Sport."

To this day no one, as far as I know, has caught on to what I call a Stealth-Insult.

Sport: (n) mutant, mutation, variation, sport ((biology) an organism that has characteristics resulting from chromosomal alteration)

7 comments:

  1. Of course now there's a queue of angry people who have just realised you've been insulting them all these years.

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  2. What the?

    Oh yeah? Well...may you live in interesting times.

    So take that!

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  3. Oh yeah?

    Only Nixon could go to China.

    Try to top that one!

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  4. I'm rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Times infinity. Twice.

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  5. Alright, you topped me.

    Sport.

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