4/06/2006 10:58:00 AM
Count Dante! He has the "Death Touch"!
John "Count Dante" Keenan was the sensei of the sensei of the guy who taught me karate. After 10 years, I never did learn the Touch of Death.
Iron Fist! Jonah just uses martial arts as a means of reaching a gun, which he then uses to blow away a room full of people.
Shang Chi!Duh!Cuz he, like, fought Fu Manchu A BUNCH of times! And lived! Shang Chi is tuff!
Remo Williams. Because he has wrists as thick as tomato juice cans.Seriously. I read a bunch of those books, and that's about all I remember. Wrists as thick as tomato juice cans.
Oh my God! Someone else who knows the Remo movie!!(They were books?)Best. Movie. Ever.Best kung-fu, though, goes to Shang-Chi. Duh! read the subtitle, people! It don't say "Master of Knitting!"
Yup. There were a few books.
Shang-Chi. He doesn't no stinking guns, death touches, or energy fists - just a pair of slippers and a rip-away shirt.
Jonah Hex: Master of Colt Fu
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