Thursday, April 06, 2006

Who's Kung-Fu Is Better?

Count Dante?

Shang-Chi?

Remo and Chiun?

Bruce Lee?

Iron Fist?

Jonah Hex?

10 comments:

  1. Count Dante! He has the "Death Touch"!

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  2. John "Count Dante" Keenan was the sensei of the sensei of the guy who taught me karate.

    After 10 years, I never did learn the Touch of Death.

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  3. Iron Fist! Jonah just uses martial arts as a means of reaching a gun, which he then uses to blow away a room full of people.

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  4. Shang Chi!

    Duh!

    Cuz he, like, fought Fu Manchu A BUNCH of times! And lived!

    Shang Chi is tuff!

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  5. Remo Williams. Because he has wrists as thick as tomato juice cans.

    Seriously. I read a bunch of those books, and that's about all I remember. Wrists as thick as tomato juice cans.

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  6. Oh my God! Someone else who knows the Remo movie!!

    (They were books?)

    Best. Movie. Ever.

    Best kung-fu, though, goes to Shang-Chi. Duh! read the subtitle, people! It don't say "Master of Knitting!"

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  7. Shang-Chi. He doesn't no stinking guns, death touches, or energy fists - just a pair of slippers and a rip-away shirt.

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