Friday, November 10, 2006

The Big Barda Drinking Game

The rules are simple: During your next get together with your many comic book friends get the party started by grabbing a random comic book that features the Apokoliptian uber-soldier Big Barda. Every time Big Barda speaks the name of MEGA-ROD you have to drink a beer or a shot of your favorite hard liquor.

Ready? Begin!

Nope. Big Barda did not say MEGA-ROD! But, take a drink anyway.
She looks awesome grasping MEGA-ROD so firmly.

Yes! Take a drink!
Barda evoked MEGA-ROD!

MEGA-ROD! Apply directly to chin!
MEGA-ROD! Apply directly to chin!
MEGA-ROD! Apply directly to chin!

This panel is worth a drink, so go ahead!

MEGA-ROD will take you there.
Barda said the name of MEGA-ROD twice, so have two!

Yet another drink!
MEGA-ROD will take you to where the action is!

MEGA-ROD does not suffer nests of bumbling hams gracefully.
Take one drink for every bumbling ham that MEGA-ROD has righteously zokked and bapped!

MEGA-ROD will indicate where the party is!
Have another drink!

MEGA-ROD serves up another round.
Time for a drink!

Barda didn't say MEGA-ROD but that's okay.
Any mention of MEGA-ROD counts, so have a drink!

Guess what? You win!
Everybody wins who plays the Big Barda Drinking Game!



Panels from Mister Miracle #4 (October 1971)


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3 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Aw jeesh, it'sh only eight o'clock an' I'm drunk alrea'y.

Bully said...

You deserve to be king of the internet.

Norman said...

id twelb ocluck an i feel fine. dubel all drinksssssssssssssssssssssss