Breath Capture Device

If you ever read The Terrible Old Man by H.P. Lovecraft or Last Call by Tim Powers you'd get an idea of how creepy I find this concept.

Breath Capture
Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Capture™. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.

Yeesh. I wonder if you can order duct tape and plastic sheeting as accessories.

Take the breath test!