Thursday, February 08, 2007

Reality Checked

I've still got internet! Since it was supposed to get disconnected a couple days ago I may as well use it until it goes out and I get stranded in the real world again. Okay, here is one for the Woo-Woo's.

For the reality impaired, this is an example of how the universe really works:

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

See that? Guess who does all the work? You do.

It does not work this way:

Lather, Divine Intervention removes the grime, Rinse, Repeat.

Feel better? I know you do. Just think, I did this for free and am not asking for 10% of your income as a tithe, either. You are very welcome.

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1 comment:

  1. LOL! that's great! You just solved the miracle of the universe.

    I hope that your housing issues are resolved soon.

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