Lock one up in a room containing nothing but two bowling balls and at shift change one will be missing, the other will be broken into two pieces and the guard will swear he doesn't know anything and they were like that when he got there.
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Designating a New Legendary Artifact
5 hours ago
They really say that?
ReplyDeletePft. Dude. DrObviousSo. Where have you been?
ReplyDeleteEveryone says that.
All the time.
It's the Security Guard creedo
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