Monday, July 16, 2007

Breaking news from the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Dr. Smith Outed As Liar, Campaign Suffers

San Diego, Ca. - (HMCC News Service) - Fully bi-partisan, American and patriotic Red Cross inspectors backed by the United Nations recently completed a 5-Day tour of the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex in San Diego, California. The honest, duty-bound Red Cross agents announced that contrary to charges by political hack Dr. Smith, that Miss Germaine Gregarious is probably not on the grounds of the center nor is she likely held against her will. She is definitely not working in the Hayley Mills Gift Emporium, either. An investigation by UN officials has reported that "Since it is Sunday, Miss Gregarious is very likely in a rehab center somewhere. Again."

The Red Cross also found no evidence of "brainwashing" or "cult-like practices" during their private, sequestered three-night stay in the luxurious HMCC Meditation and Cultural Correction Center stating for the record, "How can one be "brainwashed" by what is glorious truth?"

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12 comments:

  1. It's Ms., not "Miss" Germaine Gregarious, and how dare you say that she has been in rehab. I have never seen her there, an I've been there plenty of times! (Just visiting friends and relatives of course.)

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  2. It's a nice place to visit. Ah if only I had a problem that needed rehabbing.

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  3. jon, I've a few extra you can have.

    you guys are forcing me to examine me specieist underpinnings. I feel that I simply cannot vote for a non-human.

    not even non-humanoid.

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  4. Oh sure you fooled the authorities.

    But when the gang with the Mystery Machine arrives you'll be all: "I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

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  5. What do they sell in the gift shop at the HMCC? Can I get me some? I want a Miss Mills bobblehead.

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  6. A Hayley bobblehead borders on the obscene and I won't stand for it.

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  7. I don't know Sleestak, a Hayley bobblehead? Think of the children...

    And only Republicans use the phrase "Miss" or "Mrs." anymore. You obviously have no respect for women!

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  8. It's a sign of respect.Something you only pretend to convey if it achieves your goals.

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  9. Your candid statement is yet another poor reflection of your twisted and pathetic character.

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  10. Oh, and I wanted to add this - *Hrumph.*

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