Friday, July 20, 2007

Out in the dark is a beckoning candle

Now that the will of the American people has found me like Diogenes with his lamp and my candidacy is firmly established by the support of honest, hard-working, loyal Americans I have to begin the search for a Running Partner.

Notice I did not say "Running Mate" as the word "mate" has icky connotations I prefer not to dwell on.

This is not an easy decision and not one to make lightly. The Office of the Vice President is important. If a sitting President should be assassinated by a jealous monkey then the Vice President must step up into the role of leadership, something many are not capable of in spite of their many other skills. The VP should not be someone who is "promoted to the level of their incompetence". They must be ready (but not too ambitious if you know what I mean) to take over the rudder that guides America through the rocky shoals of terrorism and hippies.

The search begins.

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5 comments:

  1. Choose anyone who you want, my worthy opponent*. You'll not win the election now that I am running.


    *And by "worthy opponent" I mean you creepy lizard man.

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    You get two, count 'em TWO vice presidents in one!

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  3. Well I just announced my candidacy for President for 2020 the other day, so I suppose I'd be willing to throw my hat in the ring. It would be good practice.

    We're talking about President of the U.S., right?

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  4. No, you aren't. But then again, who is?

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