Ack! At first I thought that it was that scoundrel Chaka - but the evidence is irrefutable! There is no doubt who the killer is!
I will gladly send you a few of Dr. Goldfoot's fembot assassins for your protection. Who knows how the killer plans to strike next... your life is in danger!
Evidence, Maurice? I see nothing but doctored video! You are implying that the Monkerstein campaign would resort to something this foul in order to win the election? I don't have time to be offended when the life of a colleague is in danger!
Sleestak is welcome to the resources of my army of Daleks and Cybermen to protect himself. He needs formidable protection, not an impromptu beach party!
Sleestak, a Cyberman would never stick a knife in your back. They've got electrical devices built into their palms that destroy your central nervous system. They'd never need a knife!
Your slanderous lies, which will be known as slanderies, will be unmasked. I killed no one. You can prove nothing! I have an alibi, a bunch of them in fact!
Ack! At first I thought that it was that scoundrel Chaka - but the evidence is irrefutable! There is no doubt who the killer is!
ReplyDeleteI will gladly send you a few of Dr. Goldfoot's fembot assassins for your protection. Who knows how the killer plans to strike next... your life is in danger!
Evidence, Maurice? I see nothing but doctored video! You are implying that the Monkerstein campaign would resort to something this foul in order to win the election? I don't have time to be offended when the life of a colleague is in danger!
ReplyDeleteSleestak is welcome to the resources of my army of Daleks and Cybermen to protect himself. He needs formidable protection, not an impromptu beach party!
I can't say I'm surprised, considering the campaign trouble I wrote about a couple of weeks ago....
ReplyDeleteLike I'm going to trust a Cyberman not to stick a knife in my back...
ReplyDeleteoh, that von Monkerstein. I understand that he now barcodes his victims for easier tracking in his Who I've Killed spreadsheet.
ReplyDeleteSleestak, a Cyberman would never stick a knife in your back. They've got electrical devices built into their palms that destroy your central nervous system. They'd never need a knife!
ReplyDeleteUm, not that they kill anyone...
Your slanderous lies, which will be known as slanderies, will be unmasked. I killed no one. You can prove nothing! I have an alibi, a bunch of them in fact!
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