Sunday, October 30, 2005

Jesus appears in storm

From NBC-2

While watching NBC2 coverage of Hurricane Wilma about two dozen residents called the station reporting an unusual sighting. While watching a Doppler loop of Hurricane Wilma coming ashore, a number two appeared in the eye of the storm.


Obviously, the number 2 is a sign from God and not an incomplete digital display of a natural effect taken out of context or an error that displayed the station's call-sign at all.

Let me explain in a way that is much less convoluted and makes much more sense than ID: See, God is the Dad of Christ. Jesus is the Son of God, which makes him a Junior. In effect, the second of the family...you know, of the Father, Son & Holy Ghost group. Don't make me draw you a map because it would be blasphemy since God already provided a nice Doppler one. It is obvious. Jesus is represented by a big number 2 floating in the water.

Repent now, sinners!

3 comments:

  1. Looks more like David Crosby to me.

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  2. Heh heh huh huh huh...a number two appeared in teh storm. You said number two. Huh huh huh.

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  3. That is CLEARLY Che Guevara. It is a sign from beyond that God is getting in touch with his inner freshman. Just like everywhere else you see that image.

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