Friday, October 21, 2005

Laziness Can Kill

Note to self: When driving and drinking a soda, make sure you are not so lazy that you fail to throw away the half-finished can of another soda that you left in your hot car for a week. Also make sure that you don't accidentally pick up the old drink and knock it back in it's entirety before you realize what you are doing.

My stomach hurts.


  1. You ever read that issue of Dork where Evan describes drinking a can of old soda and it's filled with ants. You got off easy, dude. Seriously, I look inside every open can I'm handed as a result of that story. Creepy and gross.

  2. Never read it. But experience has taught me that when around tobacco chewers to keep on eye on your soda can...


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