Sunday, October 08, 2006

Scarlett Johanssen is trained to smash your camera

If I'm the first comic book geek to take the classic elements of this Jimmy Olsen panel and mash it up with a celebrity, then I'm very disappointed in all of you.

Uploading to Cafe Press in 3, 2, 1...

I smell money in objectification.

Link to the flickr set.


  1. This is one of your better blog entries, my man. Thank you.

  2. She is certainly easy on the eyes. Do you think that shirt would keep paparazzi away?

  3. The proportions of her face are odd (like young Christina Ricci odd, though Scarlet has more of a chin) and her hairline looks as if it's a Barbie. Are we sure she isn't a robot?

  4. Now here's a meme I don't mind getting behind. And I don't mean that in a double entendre sort of way.
    I'll see if I can inject a little TRITTSYC into the 700 hoboes pool. I guess that sentence sounds a little gross too. Sorry.

  5. christina ricci used to have boobies. wha happened?

    now scarlet't the only chick in hollywood with tits.

  6. Well, I've noticed the writing on the T-shirt, but only after I read the comment...
    Is there something wrong with my eyes?
    I hope not, because I think Scarlett's first impression to me was like: "What on earth are they talking about? There are far more pretty girls than her!"
    I must rephrase that: there are a lot celebrities that are prettier, but she certainly does not make a 'robot' impression to me!
    mj norton is right: there is something about proportions with this capable actress but I might add that it is not restricted to her face. I even think these imperfections make her prettier. All you have to do is look a little longer...
    ... and watch the movies she plays in! She actually is a good actress, folks!
    (thanks for reading this)


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