Ding-Dong!
"Hello, who's there?
"Super Telephone Repairman! You reported trouble with your...hotline?"
"Oh, wow! That was fast service!"
"We...aim to please."
"My...I bet you do!"
Thanks, Miss...Zatanna, is it? So, where's the phone?"
"It's in the bedroom, of course. Walk this way."
"Lady, if I could walk that way I'd throw out my back."
"Ha ha, you sure are funny, Super Telephone Repairman. I like that."
"That's a totally sexy outfit you are almost wearing."
"These old things? It is so...hot...and steamy...in here that I always walk around wearing a bustier, thigh-high fishnet stockings and under-sized thong. Say, you fill out that unitard pretty well yourself. Why don't you sit here beside me on the bed while you...work."
Boom Chicka Wow Wow!
Panel from Superman #662 (May 2007).
Tags: Seduction of the Innocent Superman Zatanna
Oba Electroplating Factory
2 hours ago
What's the deal w/DC heroines these days? Are they ALL tramps & hussies?
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ReplyDeleteI think I'm a bit baffled that Zatanna didn't throw on a robe or some sweat pants when someone showed up at her house...
ReplyDeleteI like the ladies as much as the next guy, but you'd think someone in editorial would write some policy regarding "likely garments a woman actually wears around the house".
I'm glad I'm not the only one who went o_O at what Zatanna was wearing XD
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