Monday, May 07, 2007

Grocery Store Artifact: She's a good study

Early this morning while I was covering the register at the grocery store a young woman hurriedly comes to my lane. She is continually gagging and dry-heaving as she drops her purchase onto the belt. Alarmed, I ask the customer if she is ill and between uncontrolled woofing noises she states that she is okay. I'm doubtful, but being a compassionate sort (at least while on the clock) I give her a plastic bag and several paper towels just in case she is unable to hold back and becomes ill while at the register or later when in her car. Her sole purchase?

An early pregnancy test kit.
Yeah, I think she aced that particular exam.


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