Monday, May 21, 2007

Knock-Knock! Who's there? Pervert!

Yay! According to Google, for the 8th consecutive month I am still your number one resource on the internet for Supergirl Tentacle Porn, though Ye Olde Comick Booke Blogge (using a clever choice of keywords) comes in at a close second.

My wife says I'll never amount to anything.

Interesting Observation: One thing I've noticed how visitors find the site is through the page positioning of a particular link. There is one blog which I enjoy regularly but has very, very long, text-filled entries. Now, I like that and can read through it with no problem but I understand how some people would lose interest after a few minutes. Not enough pictures of girls in bikinis or Power Girl and the mouse wanders along with their attention. What I've noticed from that blog is that just about at the point where I estimate boredom overwhelms visitor interest, about 3 paragraphs down, is the point on the blogroll list that is off to the side with the link to my site. I imagine many sites receive visits that way and I would be surprised if advertising didn't take advantage of that through clever placement.

Recent search terms that brought you here:

  • Supergirl Tentacle Porn - See above.
  • Ball Honeys - This must be something to do with foreign women, like those girls that sell nuts in Asia. The search engine keyed on those Harvey comics Bunny entries.
  • Ultron transformation - People looking for Girl Ultron pictures I suppose.
  • Mary Jane/Other White Meat/Comiquette/Mary Jane stinks/Etc. - The statue thing.
  • Fletcher Hanks - There is a Wikipedia reference that leads visitors here. That should end soon with the new Hanks book coming out soon which I am totally buying.
  • Shanna She-Devil eaten - I think Shanna was recently featured in the Marvel Zombies - Milking It For All That We Can mini-series.
  • Police - Police?
  • Gwen Stacey sexy - Spelled wrong, but the statue again.
  • Hayley Mills Nude - What is wrong with you people? I've told you before to quit it.
  • Groin injury - Hmm, okay. Yeah that was one of my shticks.
  • [Expletive Deleted] - Get away from me. Now. I have no idea how that word led this person here.
  • Upskirts - Tsk.
  • Daughters of the Dragon sex - Slashie slashie.
  • notintheface - I don't want to know.
  • comic woman knight doctor alien sister tentacle - I'm scared to think what you find with that combo.
  • Toenail scratching fetish - Ew.
So while it is usually either perversion or boredom that brings you here the recent results are giving me hope for humanity. It is heartening that for the first time I'm starting to see people coming to the site for comics and opinion and not just stumbling upon it in the search for weird fetishes. This must be what Bully feels like.

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7 comments:

  1. I imagine Bully feels all soft and fuzzy...

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  2. How do you find out what links people are following to your blog? Does google anaytics keep that?

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  3. Congrats on getting on Wikipedia.

    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information
    ;-)

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  4. Phil: I use the free version of StatCounter.

    Jon: I have two actually. Under Wolverine (about the discussion that Hulk 180 is being his real first app.) and the Fetcher Hanks. The admins deleted my theory about Deep Rising being the prequel to LOST, which it totally is.

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  5. I do feel soft and fuzzy! Tee hee!

    Email me about the Hanks book, willya?

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