Friday, May 18, 2007

New! Gwen Stacy Comiquette

Now Spider-Man fans can commemorate a classic scene from Marvel comic book history with their very own, ultra-sexy, Anniversary-release Gwen Stacy Comiquette brought to you by Drooling Fanboy Productions! The Gwen Stacy Comiquette is based on drawings by venerated comic book artists Gil Kane, John Romita and Tony Mortellaro from the milestone July 1973 issue of The Amazing Spider-Man #121!

Standing a full 9 inches tall with optional base the statue is carefully mass-produced by skilled orphan children in Chinese labor camps and is made from high quality resin so you know it is lotion-resistant and the color is guaranteed not to fade or flake no matter how much and how many times it is handled or rubbed! The Gwen Stacy Comiquette is suitable for display on the desk, bookcase or computer monitor.

Available in July 2007, the Gwen Stacy Comiquette featuring the woman who changed the life of Spider-Man forever and pushed him into the arms of a vacuous party-skank can be yours for just $229.00 each (s&h not included).

Bonus! The first 500 paid orders receives the exclusive 3-D die-cast resin Neck-Snappin' Action attachable Sound FX accessory at no extra charge!

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Posted by Sleestak at 5/18/2007 04:49:00 PM

8 comments:

  1. SiskoidSaturday, May 19, 2007 6:31:00 AM

    That is so wrong, it's right!

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  2. Jon the Intergalactic GladiatorSaturday, May 19, 2007 6:56:00 AM

    I might get it, too bad they couldn't sexy it up a little more, though.

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  3. SleestakSaturday, May 19, 2007 8:41:00 AM

    She is limber in the neck! Wears a short skirt!

    That is totally sexy.

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  4. JimSaturday, May 19, 2007 5:13:00 PM

    Based on recent stories, I am waiting for the Gwen Stacy Barefoot and Pregnant Comiquette myself.

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  5. AnonymousSunday, May 20, 2007 6:03:00 AM

    Aw SNAP!

    Well, somebody had to say it.

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  6. Jon the Intergalactic GladiatorMonday, May 21, 2007 6:31:00 AM

    Sleestak, I don't know if you did this intentionally or not, but comments are not enabled on all of your posts above this.

    Same thing happened to me last week, blame blogger. Darn them for giving us all this free stuff.

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  7. SleestakMonday, May 21, 2007 7:40:00 AM

    Really? Yeah, they did a little upgrade again I see. I'm sure their upgrade broke something.

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  8. Matthew ETuesday, May 22, 2007 5:33:00 AM

    You're going straight to hell for this and we're all coming with you.

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